The Year 2000 Computer Problem

The Year 2000 Computer Problem

Y2K HUMOR

The software programmers are done....

I received this email from the programmers we hired to help us with our Y2K problem...

"Dear Sirs,
Kour programming staff is proud to say that we have completed the 18 months of work ahead of schedule and under budget! We have gone through everk line of code in everk program in everk skstem. We have analkzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.
We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" corrections change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect kour new standards, as requested.
Please note that from now on, the months of the kear in all corporate software programs will be: Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, and December.
In addition, the daks of the week are: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, and Saturdak.
We trust that this is satisfactork, because to be honest, none of this "Y-to-K" changes has made ank sense to kour programming staff. But we understand it is a global problem, and our software programming team is glad to help management in ank wak possible.
Bk the wak, we need to ask, what does the kear 2000 have to do with it?
Thank kou verk much"

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